White People Problems

White People Problems #6

Trying to find a good theme for your Tumblr page, which is impossible because fuckers don’t put in a search bar.

White People Problems #5

Damaging your face with your laptop when it falls forward because you are too lazy to sit up.

White People Problems #4

Losing at Ants in the Pants because of the stupid overall straps.

White People Problems #3

Spending twenty hours putting together a puzzle only to find that three pieces are missing.

White People Problems #2

When the frosting from birthday candles won’t come off your hands.

White People Problems #1

Waiting forever for the driver to unlock the car doors.